Saturday, May 22, 2010

Pedi and People Watching

So this post is going to sound extremely judgmental but I have to blog, it's just too good not to..

Sitting in the nail salon today I took particular notice to a woman who obviously had come from the gym. She was wearing spandex pants and a sports bra..yep, that's it
She had fake boobs that were hanging out the top and out the side of her sports bra
She had long stringy, orange-y, colored from a box hair and tattoos on her neck, around her arm and on her leg of dragons and vines
She WAS fit I will give her that

Also at the nail salon, I realized half way into my mani that my nail person had a stub for a thumb. Now don't get me wrong, obviously there are some things people can't help and he is super nice and does a great job but it was an odd feeling having my hand groped by a nub of skin. It kind of grossed me out a little, I'm sorry but it did...

As punishment for thinking that someones nub was gross I proceeded to get into a car accident while leaving the car wash (after the nail salon)
The guy was a total d*ck too
He was old and was all up in my space
I mean literally the plate on the front of my car rubbed some of its blue color onto his bumper, that was the extent of the damage and he was SO rude!
He actually said he wanted to see my license to verify I was who I said I was...seriously?
I took a pic of the "damage" just in case

Here is a question, maybe you can help me...The driver wasn't the owner of the vehicle. If he is not on the insurance policy is the "accident" void??

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